Get into the Christmas Spirit with this fabulous Rum Cake Recipe! How to make it:
» Sample the rum to check quality.
» Sprinkle nuts over bottom of greased pan, check the rum again.
» To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
» Mix together cake mix, pudding mix, eggs, water, oil and drink rum again.
» Turn off the mixer thingy.
» Pour batter over nuts.
» At this point, it’s best to make sure the rum is still OK. Try another cup… just in case.
» Break 2 legs, add to the bowl, and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
» Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.
» Mix on the turner. If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drew Scriver.
» Sample the rum to check for tonsisticity.
» Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
» Check the rum.
» Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. No wait.. shtrain the lemon juice and shtift your nuts.
» Add one table, no, add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
» Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
» Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
» Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
» Finish the rum and wipe counter with the cat.
XYNYTH.COM – Wishing you a Very Merry Christmas!
A very common question we get asked is: “Which of our icemelters can be liquefied?”
All of Winter Warrior icemelters (which includesWinter Warrior Enviro LEADer™ Icemelter, Winter Warrior Runway Control® and Winter Warrior CMA™ Icemelter can be converted to a liquid quite easily.
Simply dilute 25% product into 75% water.
Our Calcium Chloride can also be liquefied for those who want a cheaper, non-eco-friendly alternative. The details on how to liquefy our Calcium Chloride are available on our website.
Our office will be closed for BC Day on August 7th. It is a statutory holiday observed in the province of British Columbia. This day is also celebrated by other provinces as Civic/Provincial Day. It is celebrated on the first Monday in the month of August.
The first British Columbia day Act was introduced in 1974. The main aim of this statutory holiday was to pay respect to the forerunners of the land. This day is of immense importance to celebrate the local culture, history and development throughout the years. After the tributes on Monday, we will reopen on Tuesday, August 8th.
Lucy and Snoopy are totally safe with GroundWorks Natural Icemelter™. It is completely safe for use around children and pets. It is one of the safest icemelters on the market. So when the safety of the four-legged members of your family counts, choose GroundWorks™. Ask for it at your local retailer today, or go to http://xynyth.com/products-tabs/GNI/groundworks-natural.html for more information.