From all of us here at XYNYTH, we would like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! May it be filled with lots of fun and joy with friends and family.
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Fabulous Rum Cake Recipe!
Get into the Christmas Spirit with this fabulous Rum Cake Recipe! How to make it:
» Sample the rum to check quality.
» Sprinkle nuts over bottom of greased pan, check the rum again.
» To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
» Mix together cake mix, pudding mix, eggs, water, oil and drink rum again.
» Turn off the mixer thingy.
» Pour batter over nuts.
» At this point, it’s best to make sure the rum is still OK. Try another cup… just in case.
» Break 2 legs, add to the bowl, and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
» Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.
» Mix on the turner. If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drew Scriver.
» Sample the rum to check for tonsisticity.
» Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
» Check the rum.
» Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. No wait.. shtrain the lemon juice and shtift your nuts.
» Add one table, no, add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
» Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
» Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
» Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
» Finish the rum and wipe counter with the cat.
XYNYTH.COM – Wishing you a Very Merry Christmas!
Message from the President
I would like to take this opportunity to wish you and your family all the VERY BEST this holiday season.
I’d like to start by telling how much I appreciate the enthusiasm, determination, and work styles that you each bring to the table. As we close out 2017 and as 2018 begins to dawn, it seems like a great time to reflect on what we’ve accomplished, the journey we’ve taken to get to where we are, and the plans we have for an exciting, bright future. I am truly honored and thankful to be able to work with each of you and hope that this holiday season is a special one for you and your families. May it be filled with great joy and long lasting memories.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS !!!!!!
Christmas Reindeer Poop Recipe
Instructions:
1st Pour malted milk balls or Milk Duds into a plastic bag.
2nd Attach Poem below:
I woke with such a fright when I heard Santa call… “Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!” I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts, those nasty reindeer had left “little gifts.” I got an old shovel and started to scoop neat little piles of reindeer poop! But to throw them away seemed such a waste, so I saved them, thinking – you might like a taste! As I finished my task, which took quite awhile, Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled. And I heard him exclaim as he sped off in the sky… “Well they’re not potty trained, but at least they can fly!”
Happy Holidays from XYNYTH Manufacturing!
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