From all of us here at XYNYTH, we would like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! May it be filled with lots of fun and joy with friends and family.
Get into the Christmas Spirit with this fabulous Rum Cake Recipe! How to make it:
» Sample the rum to check quality.
» Sprinkle nuts over bottom of greased pan, check the rum again.
» To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
» Mix together cake mix, pudding mix, eggs, water, oil and drink rum again.
» Turn off the mixer thingy.
» Pour batter over nuts.
» At this point, it’s best to make sure the rum is still OK. Try another cup… just in case.
» Break 2 legs, add to the bowl, and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
» Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.
» Mix on the turner. If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drew Scriver.
» Sample the rum to check for tonsisticity.
» Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
» Check the rum.
» Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. No wait.. shtrain the lemon juice and shtift your nuts.
» Add one table, no, add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
» Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
» Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
» Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
» Finish the rum and wipe counter with the cat.
XYNYTH.COM – Wishing you a Very Merry Christmas!
1st Pour malted milk balls or Milk Duds into a plastic bag.
2nd Attach Poem below:
I woke with such a fright when I heard Santa call… “Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!” I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts, those nasty reindeer had left “little gifts.” I got an old shovel and started to scoop neat little piles of reindeer poop! But to throw them away seemed such a waste, so I saved them, thinking – you might like a taste! As I finished my task, which took quite awhile, Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled. And I heard him exclaim as he sped off in the sky… “Well they’re not potty trained, but at least they can fly!”
Happy Holidays from XYNYTH Manufacturing!