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Fabulous Rum Cake Recipe!

Get into the Christmas Spirit with this fabulous Rum Cake Recipe! How to make it:

» Sample the rum to check quality.
» Sprinkle nuts over bottom of greased pan, check the rum again.
» To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
» Mix together cake mix, pudding mix, eggs, water, oil and drink rum again.
» Turn off the mixer thingy.
» Pour batter over nuts.
» At this point, it’s best to make sure the rum is still OK. Try another cup… just in case.
» Break 2 legs, add to the bowl, and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
» Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.
» Mix on the turner. If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drew Scriver.
» Sample the rum to check for tonsisticity.
» Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
» Check the rum.
» Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. No wait.. shtrain the lemon juice and shtift your nuts.
» Add one table, no, add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
» Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
» Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
» Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
» Finish the rum and wipe counter with the cat.

XYNYTH.COM – Wishing you a Very Merry Christmas!

Win an Ice Melt Storage Bin!

You have a chance to win on of 5 FREE Icemelt Storage Bins in XYNYTH’s “Win A Bin Giveaway”!

Simply go to XYNYTH.com, Click on the “Win A Bin” banner, and answer 3 easy icemelt questions. Click SUBMIT to qualify.

Only 5 lucky winners will get a chance to win this awesome prize!

Christmas Reindeer Poop Recipe

Instructions:

1st Pour malted milk balls or Milk Duds into a plastic bag.
2nd Attach Poem below:

I woke with such a fright when I heard Santa call… “Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!” I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts, those nasty reindeer had left “little gifts.” I got an old shovel and started to scoop neat little piles of reindeer poop! But to throw them away seemed such a waste, so I saved them, thinking – you might like a taste! As I finished my task, which took quite awhile, Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled. And I heard him exclaim as he sped off in the sky… “Well they’re not potty trained, but at least they can fly!”

Happy Holidays from XYNYTH Manufacturing!